Sunday, August 3, 2008Y

HEY YO !
nth much happened.
just that kranji area caught fire at the warehouses :B
happened to see it when meeting blogshop person at yewtee.

here's my convo with fatimah.
make sure u laughed, if u dont, u can kill us (:

- [d]ivini[t]y - says: = Fatimah (F) for short
✘JEFRENCE KWOK ! (: JIE REN :Þ ♥ BANG BANG! , && you're Dead :B says: = Jef (J)

it started off with ....

F: qiqi got top up?
J: nop
J: she cant top up. she's a living thing
F: as in her phone.
F: DUH?
J: oh. say earlier. she nvr top
F: Are you getting dumber or something? what else can be top - up-ed?
J: im just being dumb or so to say
F: *slapx* wargh! whhyy!~
J: besides, other things can be top. phone, petrol,
F: she got car?
J: call her hse
F: *strangles jef*
J: *faints*
F: hmph.
J: O_O BANG BAng :D
F: *JEF SHOT HIMSELF* =O *kicks jef body* you meann... " i am dead. :B "
J: im made of ironised proficialise magnitude steel
F: =O wait.. *presses pause button on jef* brb. make milo. *lalala*
J: dont drown
F: in milo?
J: yeah
F: i will be camoflage-d. brb!
J: drown inside of cos camofudge :D
F: i change my mind. i found soya bean. :B
J: but u wont be camofudge . thats bad. i can aim for u easily. *BANG BANG*
F: *matrix mode*
J: *wanted mode* *curved bullets*
F: *turns invisible* *bullets missed*
J: *bullets explodes*
F: *missed*
J: half of sg disappear
F: *bazookas jef* *flys to malaysia* *LOL we are getting random*
J: dont forget, im made of ironised proficialise magnitude steel. although i dono wad steel is that too.
F: i can see.
J: how u see
F: i got 4 eyes. DUH?!
J: i tot u got 6 ? + the nipples
F: =_=
J: oh and the belly button, asshole , cb , and nose, ears
F: is that considered as an eye?
J: oops im sry, its consider as mouth
F: =_= eh. i wan song. actually my sister wants it.
J: go sembawang. dj max
F: Metro station- Shake it ~
J: didnt i give u the web to find song ?
F: i lost it? ah forget it. i go esnips.
J: bimbo
F: useless!
J: dl finish liao . dont give u . humpf
F: Lol. what am i suppose to do?
F: gomen nasai jef- sama! * crocodile tears and bows down*
J: shake ur butt and u shall have the song
F: 2.8mb only?
J: i dl small one. 3mins + le
F: =W=
J: noob. LOL
F: If the quality sucks.. i shall slay you
J: no worry. if the quality good u shall be my slave
F: i am already your gf slave. so shut up.
J: my gf things is mine. so u are mine too
F: wrong!
J: wrong use of words sry ! is, so u are my slave too. now, that sounds better.
F: have you ever heard of..
J: sex? why not. its the in thing
F: " what is yours is mine, what is mine is MINE! "

* Transfer of "shake ur butt gals.mp3" is complete.

J: im sry that phrase is outta my dick-tionary
F: So, i am her slave until she told me not to. o_o
J: im sry , but that that phrase is really outta my dick-tionary
F: then get it in your 'dick-tionary'
J: its too full of mayonise alrdy. any more would burst
F: hmph. your dick-tionary sucks. get a better version!
J: hump ? O.o its something gals hab, and boys dont. now my dicktionary tells u :D
F: haiz. dick head. i got a new nick for you, dick head.
J: the head of the dick is big u know ?
F: DUH>
J: bigger den the cntre
F: how the hell am i suppose to know? i dont have a dick-tionary.
J: its the part that makes boys pain when fucked. thats the point, i have a dicktionary, so ppl can check it, thats wad a dicktionary is for.
F: define the 'people'
J: i didnt say people. i only said ppl
F: ok then.. dick head. define the 'ppl'
J: just try it and u will know. or have u alrdy had it ? O_O
F: uh no? unlike you? who did it before a couple of times i suppose.
J: but i tot u said benson was strong O.o
F: no one said that? did you dream of benson or something?
J: yes u did ! how can u deny such a honest truth D:
F: you got proof?
J: u certainly have no intergritty D: u said on the fone. qiqi heard it
F: hah? =_=
J: oh well wad past is past . im sry for bringing things up D:
F: definately your imagination? o_O
J: nahs i rmb it as clearly as it was 1 sec ago O_O
F: you took too much of dick head pills?
J: well i do know a blog selling viagras. i suppose u may wanna take a look
F: i suppose you have taken one before?
J: http://blackblossoms.blogspot.com/ its 100% real viagra
F: you tried it?!!
J: nop. my great grandfather did
F: he isnt in a coffin?
J: nop . he's out alrdy . its 7th month alrdy . dont u read the calendar ?
F: oh i forgot. its not written ?
J: it is O_O u have to use heat to see it. as in heat it up. its only visible to heat.
F: am i suppose to laugh?
J: well no . why shuld u ?
F: because you just cracked an idiotic joke?
J: well , truth is, i didnt f6 when did i?
F: god forget it. its better to talk to kevin. your level of sarcasm is considered dumb. :B
J: kevin is known as Kannot Eat Vegetables In Nibbles
F: as expected from dick heads. well. let me tell kevin about that. :B
J: thats when ur wrong . dick head only shoots mayonise
F: aw shucks. he when off.
J: also known as semen. or sperms.
J: his afraid of u . im not though. (:
F:bah.
J: ok im done talking. gonna post our convo in blog. sit back and wait
F: great. make it centuries.
J: not a bad idea. i shall consider it.
F: great~

Well, im lazy alrdy. so byebye all.

Dear take care, u seem to be coughing real bad ):
mwark love ya

Jefrence kwok is me, Jef is the name.
✘JEFRENCE KWOK (:

Qiqi
♥Money

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164cm
57kg
June 9

This is the story of a boy,
whose life has changed because of a girl,
He is happy, to change for her.
He thus vow, in this new chapter,
She will not be hurt again.

& Love, is all she will feel..






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